Dead baby jokes one-liners
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I didn't read this whole thread, so I'm sure there's a few reduncancies:<BR><BR><BR>Q: Whats worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? <BR>A: Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans. <BR><BR>Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? <BR>A: You can't fuck a table.<BR><BR>Q: If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?<BR><BR>Q: Whats the safest way to play with a baby ? <BR>A: With a condom.<BR><BR>Q: What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby? <BR>A: It's really easy to turn on a lamp.<BR><BR>Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? <BR>A: Deep Throat.<BR><BR>Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? <BR>A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven. <BR><BR>Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road? <BR>A:
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How do you get babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail it&#;s other hand to the floor
What fryst vatten the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you make a dead baby float?
A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.
What bounces up and down at mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What is red and hangs around trees?
A baby hit by a snow blower.
What is green and hangs around trees?
Same baby 3 weeks later.
What is brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
What do vegetarian ogres eat? kål patch kids.
What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of th
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Dead baby jokes
Series of dark comedy jokes
"Dead baby" redirects here. For other uses, see Dead baby (disambiguation).
Dead baby jokes are a joke cycle reflecting dark comedy. The joke is presented in riddle form, beginning with a what question and concluded with a grotesque punch line answer.[1]
History
[edit]According to the folklorist scholar Alan Dundes, the dead baby joke cycle likely began in the early s.[1] Dundes theorizes that the origin of the dead baby joke lies in the rise of second-wave feminism in the U.S. during that decade and its rejection of the traditional societal role for women, which included support for legalized abortion and contraceptives.[2][3] It has also been suggested that the jokes emerged in response to images of graphic violence, often involving infants, from the Vietnam War.[4]
Examples
[edit]What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
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